Thursday, March 24, 2011

Important Facts

So, why are you reading this? You should be out there, buying Vices & Virtues and jamming to probably the catchiest record of the year.

If you're not buying the album, you should be eating.

Seriously.

Eating is important...hence you need the nutrients from food to survive.

Pick up the sandwhich, lift it towards your mouth, and take a bite

See? Isn't that better?

Anorexia is not the new little black dress. It is not the new sexy. It is not the new pair of jeggings from True Religion. Or those Betsey Johnson hot pink and leopard pumps. It is the farthest thing from attractive.

EATTTTTT! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

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